Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Scorpion!


(look at it just waiting to attack me)

you heard me right, scorpion! A baby scorpion, the orangy tan ones, the more poisonous ones! I found it in MY bathroom, upstairs! I almost stepped on it getting out of the shower! I did kill it with Hazels shoe(don't tell her)all by myself and flushed it down the toilet mostly because I knew I would never live it down if I went and got my mom in a towel at 11pm. I will never feel the same about my bathroom again! And it is very unnerving to know that it was prowling about so late at night. And that my bed is against the wall. And that there is stuff all over the ground it can hide under. And how the heck did it get in there in the first place. My bathroom is upstairs in the middle of the house with no windows. Scary right. The big down side to having fruit trees in the yard, and in my own opinion, irrigation in a neighborhood full of fruit trees. I don't like them!!!!!!!!

Plus remember when my little Avary got stung on her finger when she was a baby and I had to take her to the hospital because she was vomiting and screaming and thrashing around and her eyeballs were doing crazy things. You probably didn't know that cause I probably never told you. It was scary. Did you know they have an anti venom? It's made from horses and there are only side effects if you are allergic to horses. I bet you didn't know that.

I might have a disorder or something. I freak out a little inside when I see bugs inside. I really really don't like bugs. It's not funny either. I still remember when my brother put a moth on me in the cabin at the ranch. First I screamed then I cried...I was a teenager...Yeah. I still duck and run at the ward camp out every year, there is a ginormous moth thats whole purpose in life is to attack me. My sis says it is a new one each year, but I think it is the same one. I think it all stems from living in Houston, Texas when I was little. There were huge flying cockroaches there, enough said. I will give my self credit on my cricket problem though, I have come a looong way in that phobia.