BEFORE = eewwww
AFTER = cute
Kade has been so funny lately. He said there is this huge older kid at school that scares him and he chases him. I asked him "why is this boy chasing you and how are you handling it"? He says "well, I call him SMALL FRY and then I run and if he gets too close then I jump on his back". HaHa. What the?
The next day at bed time he says " I had a rough day today" I ask why "I had to do so much running at school today cause the girls keep chasing me, it makes me thirsty, cause it makes me sweat and drains all the water out of my body, my body needs water it's going to dry up, maybe I can trick them somehow, man girls make me tired, they make me use all my energy, good thing I am a strong man". "mom...can I have a drink of water"?
The day after "if a robber broke in I think I would trick him and capture him and he would say, this kid may have a small head but he has great ideas and a smart brain"
