this...
+ this corner of the door jam...
= this
When I am really stressed I get clumsy and trip on huge toys in the walkway. I caught my whole body weight on my arm on the corner of the door jam and it....hurt.
I actually was thinking to my self "I just broke my arm"!!
Then I thought I was acting like my kids, you know how every time they fall it's like "I broke my leg"!!!!
So, I used all my generic curse words to curse that dang toy! This bruise was instant, it will probably get a lot uglier when it spreads and turns green,
The next day my whole arm was killing me I couldn't even bend my wrist, it just kept throbbing. I've never broken a bone so I don't know how that feels, but I was thinking it felt like that.
I went and got an x-ray and had to tell my embarrassing story. I felt better when the nurse told me she tripped over her kids bike and thought she broke her knee cap.
My arm is not broken, thankfully! Apparently I have bones of steel cause I'm telling you I really crashed into that door jam, those things are lethal.
It still hurts.
My Mom told me she forgot to warn me about that about tiny houses, if you ever trip and fall you aren't going to hit the ground, you're going to crash into something.
Oh, and I'm not saying it's all because of the toy...but when I made my kids a pizza in our oven that doesn't cook the middle I tried to broil it for 3 minutes and it came out looking burned, BUT it WAS"NT. It was TOASTED!
When I tried to get it out of the oven, on tin foil, it fell on the floor.
Toasted side up.
Plus I didn't mention I had a migraine.
The kids said it was good and ate the whole thing.
Stuff happens.
