Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Funny Little Man

A conversation I had with Kade.

K- I love that you made me eggs and toast for dinner.
M- Cause I am the best mom ever.
K- Yeah you are I really love you, there are so many things I love about you mom.
M- Oh yeah! Like what?
K- I love that you love us and take care of us and you make good food and I know that you love Dad  and that you take me to church even when I don't want to go because you know that I will really end        up loving it and you want me to go on a mission and so many more things mom.
M- I wonder where you will go on your mission, it will be exciting, I think you are going to speak a different language.
K- I don't want to be away from you for two years mom, I will miss you.
M- I will miss you more, but it will be so exciting because there are people there waiting for you.
K- I hope it's not China.
M- Why?
K- Well, I don't think I will like Sushi. I don't think I will like speaking Chinese. And the worst part is they don't have pizza, I can't live without some hot fresh pizza. But the good thing is maybe I could get a whole lot of Panda Express!
M- I don't think they have Panda Express there.
K- What!...What if they want me to go on two missions?! Maybe I can do another mission in Arizona. Or Maybe Kansas then I could just visit Grandma and Grandpa unless they are dead, will they be dead?
M- I don't think so, they aren't that old.
K- Don't you die when your hair turns white?
M-Ha, no. Some people have white hair half of their life.
K-I think Grandpa Flake is going to live like 50 more years, I'm sure.
M- Well, he thinks so, I hope so.
K- Mom, we aren't afraid of the same things, like if an alien came that was green and had eight arms and like five eyes that doesn't scare me. It would probably scare you. And like war scares you and I am going to be in wars when I am older. I might die there.
M-You are not going to die in war Kade!
K- It's hard for boys to be nice because they have a certain math system and it's really easy to get past it and mine is only this big and so I just get mad.
K- Can I have ice cream?