I have ten nephews. So, I feel pretty sure I can tell this story without disclosing who the nephew is because there is too many to choose from. Oh, and it is kind of gross so that is a disclaimer.
The nephew was in the bathroom and kept yelling and yelling for his mom. Mom's dread when this happens, it's never a good thing. With some unease she goes and says "what's wrong"? He says "I have come into puberty"! She's like "WHAT"? He keeps repeating this with alarm. After some questions it turns out he just had diarrhea. After being told that is not puberty it is diarrhea he said "oh, I knew it was one of those words but I couldn't remember which one". Hahaha
I got a good laugh out of that one. Kids are so gross. But they are so hilarious too.