I have to say, I hate puke! It is even a gross word. Don't you think? First Kaden got it and he said he was an old man and had to sleep in our bed. The first thing out of his mouth, after his lunch, was I told you I can't go to school! And then poor little Hazel got it, she leaned over the side of her crib and threw up on the floor. she was throwing up every 20 minutes for 8 hours straight. I was holding her and out of the corner of my eye I see Avary running for her life screaming from the bathroom. I can't think of anything in this senerio that would have a good ending. I wondered, but Hazel was throwing up. Wait a minute why is there a shine coming from the floor, we all know my floors don't shine.That cannot be toilet water flooding my house!!!!! We all know I hate toilet water!! But it was a bad day so of course it was toilet water! Luckily Joanna was picking up Ryan so she got stuck holding the puking baby, and by some divine inspiration I some how was wearing tennis shoes. Because I would have died if I had to wade barefoot in toilet water.! I had to use every towel in my house to contain the flood. As I laid the swimming towels out Kade let out a squeal "We are going swimming"!! Do they pay attention to anything? I guess I must give them the same look when they want me to take them swimming. That could be true. I explained to Avary if you try and flush the toilet 500 times and then stuff toilet paper in it it will over flow, it is not a toy. All she said was "I didn't know that". What has my life come to when my floor in all reality was cleaner after the overflow.
Anyway poor Hazel didn't eat for 4 days and lost a pound. I was so worried, it took this little nut 16 months to hit 20lbs and now she only weighs 19lbs. She is finally feeling better. Then last night Hailey kept on getting out of bed and turning her radio on and sneaking books for an hour. Naturally when she came out and said her tummy hurt I did not believe her and said I wasn't falling for it. She showed me around 11pm when she leaned over the side of her bed to throw up because she didn't want to get her new blanked dirty. Another night of no sleep. Not that I get any sleep anyway, since I can't seem to put my book down. Where's my nanny!!
