Just so you know, I am not pregnant and have zero plans on becoming pregnant EVER, I am just getting fat. You may not have noticed the ten pounds, or maybe you have, I certainly have and my wardrobe certainly has. It all started with one bag of bite-size snickers, because those are better, right? Just one bite and that's all you need. That's all I needed to want more, but then the bag was gone so I had to move on to twix. But it's ok because they were bite size. Yes, I said were. Now I'm on to snickers again, except for that brief week of symphony bar after Christmas. OK, it was more than one, but Ric ate half. And the kids always seem to find my stash so I never really know how much I actually ate. All I can really remember is the frustration when I find the empty bag and little wrappers all over the house. Did they really think they could get away with it? I have eyes in the back of my head.
Don't panic I have every intention of losing the weight. I have hit my personal maximum weight allowed without being pregnant or having had a baby in the last year. Sadly I gained this weight after Hazel turned one. I just want to make sure that it's out of my system so I don't feel deprived when I stop buying them. And you need to know that I have been putting spinach in almost everything I eat just to try and counter act the chocolate binge. That changes everything now that you know that doesn't it.
Did I mention that I have been up till 2:00 in the morning and getting up at 7:00am for the last three days. And I'm not just sleeping we are putting one of the kids back in their bed after almost being pushed out of mine. So, everything is kind of hazy and the light seems brighter than normal. Ahh, you say, here is the source of all this rambling! Well, what else can I do I'm too tired to clean and all the chocolate is making me lazy! And I must be ready at a moments notice when my little barking seal(Hazel has croup) calls for her willing servant, well sometimes not so willing. But today it is the perfect excuse for why I can do nothing else other than sit and stare and sometimes ramble on.
Why do I choose to ramble on my blog, you wonder? Well, because the children don't seem to be that interested in anything I have to say. But, I bet they like me better because I'm not making them do any chores and I just want to order pizza. And Of Course you can play video games today because you are so quiet and you are less likely to notice that I am doing absolutely nothing. I must have fooled Avary she must think I am doing something important because she wants me to get off the computer so she can play on it. She gets a blank stare, so now she is confused, maybe I'm not doing something important. So now she doesn't care and went to play with her toys. I should try that more often.
Oh, there is my Que, my little seal wants some milk. Milk is her favorite thing these days and she prefers it in a bottle. I can hear the SHOCK in your thoughts! A fifteen month old with a bottle! Just her milk she drinks her water from a sippy!
I know, what have I become? She still has a binky too!
Avary must have seen the look on my face and now she is convinced that it must be important so now she is back. onb,,,,,,,,,,nnnnn ,nnnnnnnvvvvvvvmmmmm,gggcyo;utrjsssssssss'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''sssssssssss
Do you see what can happen in the two seconds it takes to hand a little seal her bottle. I'm a little scared to turn around and see what has been going on two feet away from me.
