BLOOPERS

This is what happens when I want a family picture. This is a behind the scene look at what I deal with. Why do I even try?

You may notice that Kaden is CRAZY. He thinks he is funny.





He wants to claw his eyes out.






Yes. . he is screaming.

All of that and much much more to get this. . .


And as a BONUS this makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it. Smile.

Who eats chap stick?

You know, there is just nothing like needing some chap stick and going to grab your favorite one.

You are so innocent and unknowing feeling relieved that your lips are going to be refreshed.

You remove the cap and your eyes are assaulted! You want to swear under your breath because this is not the first time you have fallen victim to this awful crime.

What you see is Hazel's teeth marks scraped across your favorite lip refreshment.
It looks as though it was done carelessly, in a hurry I bet because she heard me coming and she needed time to replace it so I would be unsuspecting.

It takes a couple of deep breaths, but I'm under control. After all it is addicting, the smoothness and just a tint of red and the yummy smell. Dr. Pepper chap stick, can I really blame her?

Later we are playing and she gives a good laugh. . and there it is. . the evidence, red chap stick in her teeth. I can't decide if this will protect against cavities or cause them?

Hypnotized

This morning while the kids were eating their breakfast Kade decided to hypnotize Hazel. He would wave his finger and tell her she was getting sleepy, she would close her eyes and act dizzy. Then he would say when I count to 3 you will open your eyes and start quacking like a duck. 1-2-3! And then Hazel would Quack away and Kade would laugh and laugh saying I really did it! It was so funny. Smile.

November

November was...well...filled.

I got Kade into speech therapy at school. Yay! Once a week for 30 min. Not so cool. I talked to them on the first day of school and he is just now starting. Apparently he has weakness of the mouth and tongue which makes it very difficult for him to articulate. So you can understand about 50% of what he says. Hmmm isn't that what I said? He has increased weakness on the right side and he also has trouble with his right foot. I feel like they are connected somehow, but don't know how.

Kade decided that his bedroom wall needed a little something.


I got a haircut, yes another one, but now I want to grow it out. It will only take me 5 years starting now.





I turned 30. And that is all I will say about that.



Hailey turned 9. She had a Taylor Swift cake. I took her to lunch, ice cream and as you wish where she painted a fairy sitting on a crescent moon. Then party!


Avary was playing monkey jumping on Hailey's bed, knocked the lamp on the floor, then fell on top of it resulting in 6 stitches. I had a huge migraine and spent 3 hours at urgent care. She is one tough little girl, she didn't even flinch when they sewed her up. I told her no more monkeys jumping on the bed and she said, I won't do that again, next time I will jump on my own bed.

We had a great Thanksgiving. I didn't even get a headache thanks to some fancy pills my mom gave me(digestive enzymes). No she's not a dealer. The food was so yummy and the company was the best. Very exciting watching everyone nap around the house. Especially Ranell because she wakes herself up when she snores.Smile. The only bad part was that I was wearing tight pants.